Bio's huh?  Something like, "I was taken kicking and screaming from the woman i luv?" (at birth that is... at birth!).   The 411 on Daryl is:  Born on August 8, 1968 to Arthur and Maria Porter at 2:43 am. He studied electrical engineering and theology and now provides energy to one third of the Kingdom of God (actually, he is a janitor at a small Christian school.)  His hobbies include watching tv and living in a van, down by the river.

"God has been good to me, verrrrry good to me."